A woman in my office is annoying, nice, but definately annoying.
I went to the gym at lunch and showered and washed my hair afterwards, so it's still damp.
She asked if I had been swimming. I responded no and gave no further explanation. She waited for one and then said "so you've not been swimming" again I simply responded no.
She left with a puzzled look upon her face and i know it will really annoy her that she didn't get an explanation - I doubt it willl occur to her that I had a post-gym shower.